Over the last few years, Americans have fought against public schools and corporations over sexual and gender issues. In some states, Republicans have passed laws to protect children from being exposed to this explicit content.

Boycotts have sent a strong message to big, “woke” companies that most Americans support traditional values when it comes to sexuality.

But that isn’t stopping some progressives from going off the deep end. Because one woman has just defied all common sense and reasoning by announcing she is in a romantic relationship… with an oak tree.

From Breitbart:
A woman who describes herself as “ecosexual” believes she is in the midst of a love affair with an oak tree.

The woman, Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she connected with the tree during her lonely, solo walks in the summer of 2021…

“The feeling of being tiny and supported by something so solid. The feeling of not being able to fall,” she said, further describing her “erotic” experiences with this tree, although she said she does not have physical relations with the oak.

In what will shock and disgust many people, a woman in Canada “fell in love” with an oak tree. She claims it happened during the COVID pandemic, during long walks in the forest. The COVID pandemic, coincidentally was a time when many people experienced mental breakdowns due to stress.

The woman claimed she felt a “rush of erotic energy” when she encountered this oak tree. She said it was a “fantasy” for her to expect to find this same experience with a person, which nearly every other human being has been able to find.

We are not aware if this is a consensual relationship, because trees–after all–are not capable of love or speaking to humans. The living tree known as Treebeard, an “ent” from the Lord of the Rings books, was able to speak–but he was a fictional character.

Far-left group the Sierra Club claims “ecosexuality” is “unabashedly queer,” which many will find to be a confusing and nonsensical defense of this woman’s behavior.

Ecosexuals, according to another source, claim they find nature “romantic, sensual, and sexy.” It is unclear how many people find a perverse sexual pleasure with trees or other shrubs, but we can assume Democrats will die to defend their aberrance.

We don’t know if ecosexuality has reached government-run public schools year. But it’s safe to say that someone in California has already written a children’s book about it.

Key Takeaways:

• A woman in Canada claims to be “ecosexual” and is in a relationship with a tree.
• The woman claims to feel erotic excitement from leaning against the tree.
• She claims she has not had “physical relations” with the oak, but that is probably a lie.

Source: Breitbart