Uncle Sam’s Sticky Fingers: DOGE Uncovers Massive Government Fraud

You thought government waste was bad? Turns out, it’s not just people buying $900 hammers and charging it to taxpayers—it’s full-blown fraud, and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is pulling back the curtain on just how deep the rot goes. Picture this: babies—literal babies—getting federal loans. We’re not talking “Baby Boss” cute; we’re talking “nine-month-olds getting $100,000 business loans” absurd.

At a fiery Cabinet meeting on March 24, Attorney General Pam Bondi made it crystal clear: this isn’t just inefficiency—it’s theft. With President Trump at her side and Elon Musk’s data in hand, Bondi didn’t mince words. “Thank you, Elon,” she said, “You have uncovered so much fraud in our government.” Translation: the federal gravy train has hit a wall.

From Fox News:
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi expressed an interest in prosecuting those who have committed fraud with government money at the Mar. 24 Cabinet meeting…

Bondi then revealed that an internal task force is involved with bringing those accused of fraud to justice.

“We will prosecute you,” the attorney general warned. “We have an internal task force now working with every agency sitting here at this table. And if you’ve committed fraud, we’re coming after you. Thank you, Elon.”

No More Slaps on the Wrist—It’s Prosecution Time

Bondi came ready to throw down the gauntlet. “We will prosecute you,” she declared, looking deadpan into the camera like she was pitching the sequel to Law & Order: D.C. She said DOJ’s internal task force is already working with every agency in the room. If you’re a federal employee who’s been treating taxpayer money like Monopoly cash, consider this your official notice: the jig is up.

And she wasn’t done. Bondi, clearly channeling Trump-era law-and-order energy, vowed to seek the federal death penalty for violent offenders and drug traffickers. “They need to get out of here, because we are coming after you,” she said. It’s safe to say the AG didn’t show up to that Cabinet meeting to exchange pleasantries.

Musk Blows the Whistle, SBA Caught with Baby-Sized Hands in the Cookie Jar

Elon Musk, who has become something of a part-time cyber-sleuth for Uncle Sam, dropped the most jaw-dropping stat of the meeting: the Small Business Administration apparently handed out $330 million in loans to… children. One toddler reportedly received $100K. “That’s a very precocious baby,” Musk quipped, because if you don’t laugh, you might cry.

The Cabinet, stunned but unsurprised, nodded as Musk continued rattling off eye-popping numbers. This isn’t just waste—this is coordinated fraud, rubber-stamped by lazy oversight and unchecked bureaucracy. And the Biden-era defenders of these programs? Nowhere to be found.

Trump: “Fraud Has Been Incredible” (and Not in a Good Way)

President Trump closed the meeting with a tone that mixed gratitude and outrage. “We’ve had many fraudulent contracts that were caught by the work Elon and his people are doing,” he said. “The fraud—not just waste and abuse—the fraud has been incredible.”

It’s clear the administration’s anti-fraud crackdown isn’t just symbolic. This is a full-scale push to root out corruption from within—and with names, numbers, and internal task forces in motion, it’s no longer just talk.

Key Takeaways:

• The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) uncovered massive fraud across federal agencies, including $330M in suspicious SBA loans.
• Attorney General Pam Bondi vowed to prosecute federal employees engaged in fraud, warning: “We will come after you.”
• Elon Musk’s involvement has been key in exposing widespread abuse, prompting President Trump to call the fraud “incredible.”

Source: Fox News